13 Smiles ---

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Registered: 03-26-2003
13 Smiles ---
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Sat, 05-22-2004 - 7:53pm

1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.


2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.


3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.


4. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 Miss America?


5. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend

       ~~Rhonda~~


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Registered: 02-27-2001
In reply to: rsmurray
Sun, 05-23-2004 - 9:18am
Fun Rhonda.
Nancy/midlifegal
Nancy

"Make Choices that bring you joy"  cl-Patty


 


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Registered: 04-06-2003
In reply to: rsmurray
Sun, 05-23-2004 - 10:04am
Very cute!

Debbie

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Registered: 01-03-2001
In reply to: rsmurray
Sun, 05-23-2004 - 2:09pm
LOL Why the heck can't we just hit Ctrl Alt Delete????

Miss P