Dear Tide

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Registered: 07-17-2004
Dear Tide
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Tue, 08-17-2004 - 9:54pm
I received this in an email and though some of you might enjoy it. If anyone is offended please forgive me.


Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I have used

it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the

best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even

better! In fact, about a month ago I spilled some red wine on my new

white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me

about how clumsy I was and generally started to become a pain in the

neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood

on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out by using a bargain

detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.



After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of Liquid

Tide With Bleach Alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the

stains came out!



In fact, the stains came out so well that the detectives came by

yesterday and told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative. Then

my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect

in the disappearance of my husband. It was quite a relief!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta

go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people!!!



Thank You!

A Relieved Menopausal Wife

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Alice - The Betty Boop

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Registered: 03-26-2003
In reply to: thebettyboop
Wed, 08-18-2004 - 6:17am
LOL!

Rhonda


Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time disapproving of others.

       ~~Rhonda~~


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Registered: 09-18-2003
In reply to: thebettyboop
Wed, 08-18-2004 - 6:52am
Oh my :-)

Live With Passion!


Phyllis


 








 
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Registered: 04-06-2003
In reply to: thebettyboop
Wed, 08-18-2004 - 8:00am
I loved this one. I think even my hubby laughed when he read this!

Deb

Debbie

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Registered: 02-27-2001
In reply to: thebettyboop
Wed, 08-18-2004 - 10:42am
Good for a chuckle this morning!
Nancy

"Make Choices that bring you joy"  cl-Patty