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| Tue, 08-17-2004 - 9:54pm |
Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I have used
it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the
best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even
better! In fact, about a month ago I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me
about how clumsy I was and generally started to become a pain in the
neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood
on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out by using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of Liquid
Tide With Bleach Alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the
stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well that the detectives came by
yesterday and told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative. Then
my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect
in the disappearance of my husband. It was quite a relief!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta
go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people!!!
Thank You!
A Relieved Menopausal Wife
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Alice - The Betty Boop

Rhonda
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~~Rhonda~~
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