Gender Quiz --

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Gender Quiz --
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Thu, 08-19-2004 - 11:10pm
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For example.........

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the

       ~~Rhonda~~


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iVillage Member
Registered: 01-27-2004
In reply to: rsmurray
Fri, 08-20-2004 - 12:16am
LOLOLOL!!!!!

Ladyirish317


...There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for...

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-18-2003
In reply to: rsmurray
Fri, 08-20-2004 - 6:12am
LOL....who the heck takes the time to sit around and think of this stuff?!

Live With Passion!


Phyllis