Shall we gather at the river.......

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Registered: 01-03-2001
Shall we gather at the river.......
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Wed, 05-30-2007 - 12:47pm
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announcedWith a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."


Miss P




 

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-20-2005
Wed, 05-30-2007 - 12:54pm

Really funny!


(I thought you were going

Donna

iVillage Member
Registered: 06-07-2005
Wed, 05-30-2007 - 1:28pm
Oh geez ... !

Karen


iVillage Member
Registered: 03-26-2003
Wed, 05-30-2007 - 9:33pm
Sounds like a Nazarene sermon, but they'd never have followed with that song. LOL!



       ~~Rhonda~~


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