Shall we gather at the river.......
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Shall we gather at the river.......
| Wed, 05-30-2007 - 12:47pm |
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announcedWith a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announcedWith a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

Really funny!
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