A thought to get started this morning!

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Registered: 04-09-2003
A thought to get started this morning!
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Wed, 08-24-2005 - 10:24am
SOMETIMES

Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.

Sometimes...
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes....
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress.

Sometimes....
When you are happy ....
no one ever sees your smile...
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FART!!....just ONCE,
And everybody knows!!

Gretchen


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Registered: 01-28-2005
Wed, 08-24-2005 - 11:00am

Ok... ok... I'll 'share' a fart story.

Two nights ago (yeppers... just recently) I had been having a HORRENDOUS stomach ache. I was putting ds (9) to bed and he wanted to visit so I layed down. He's telling me about his first few days of 4th grade.

Suddenly... 'thar she blows'...

He said, 'geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz mooooooooooooooooooooooooooom" as he starts to retch. (bi-product of broccoli for dinner).

Then he starts giggling and his best 'public service announcement voice' he says, 'FART RESPONSIBLY'.

Now... back to things that matter....lol.

Lynn

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Wed, 08-24-2005 - 11:01am

Gretchen and Lynn, thanks for the giggle this morning - just what

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Registered: 04-09-2003
Wed, 08-24-2005 - 11:07am
Too funny Lynn! Clever boy ya got there. lol

Gretchen


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Registered: 03-19-2003
Wed, 08-24-2005 - 4:46pm

....too funny!!


I was actually having a 'conversation' with Michael the other day about this issue; and we called a friend of mine (doctor) in Ireland to clarify exactly what a fart is, lol!

~IslandGirl



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Registered: 04-09-2003
Thu, 08-25-2005 - 10:44am
Really you had conflicting ideas of what a fart is??? Do tell. Isn't it air bubbles in your system or whatever?? lol

Gretchen


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Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 08-25-2005 - 12:27pm
Without going into too much detail- there are some 'particles' involved! Ewwwwwwww................

~IslandGirl



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Registered: 08-05-2003
Fri, 08-26-2005 - 11:50am
While it is quite funny, this topic is also quite gross!!!! hahahahahaha Happy Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christie