Friday Funny!

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Registered: 12-04-2003
Friday Funny!
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Fri, 01-27-2006 - 1:39pm

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.


2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.


3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.


4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.


5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.


6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area


7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.


8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'


9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.


10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.


11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.


12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.


13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!


14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!


And; last, but not least!)


15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"


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Registered: 03-19-2003
Fri, 01-27-2006 - 3:35pm
They're good!! I know some people down here who would actually do some of these for a laugh......


~IslandGirl



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