Friday Liquor Warning!!!

iVillage Member
Registered: 04-09-2003
Friday Liquor Warning!!!
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Fri, 03-10-2006 - 10:41am

LIQUOR WARNING!!!

Liquor manufacturers accepted the Government's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your
ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you
kan tpye reel
gode.


iVillage Member
Registered: 03-19-2003
Fri, 03-10-2006 - 11:06am

Been there, done that!! ROTFLMAO- too funny......what a shame they're only coming out with these labels now though!!!!!


Apparently this one:


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them


:got me last weekend with BC! D'oh!!!


~IslandGirl



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iVillage Member
Registered: 04-09-2003
Fri, 03-10-2006 - 11:20am
Isn't it funny that some of these things are so universal.


iVillage Member
Registered: 12-04-2003
Fri, 03-10-2006 - 11:41am

Thanks for the warnings!!!