Gym Rats, the musical
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Gym Rats, the musical
| Tue, 10-18-2005 - 1:18pm |
So before I saw the post of the lyrics for I wanna be a cowboy, I had come up with a chorus based on the Kid Rock "cowboy" song. I'll likely switch to the other because Kid Rock's has a LOT of lyrics, but anyway, here's a chorus for us:
'Cause I wanna be a gym-rat ba-by
(With my sports bra on and my sweat beads glistenin')
Gym-rat ba-by
(working it with walkman and iPod listenin')
Wanna be a gym-rat ba-by
(Tinglin' at night from working out all day)
Gym-rat ba-by
I can smell a cookie from a mile away, yeah yeah!
Enjoy!
--Syd

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here's my submission for gym rats, the musical. i changed it to include all of us sexy vegetarians...
"Veggies Got Back"
(or, A Tribute to the Voluptuous Vegetarian Gal)
To the tune of “Baby Got Back”
Oh, my, god
Becky, look at her butt
It is so big.
Can you BELIEVE she is one of those veggie chicks?!?
I thought they were all scrawny and bony, but y'know
who understands those veg chicks anyway?
She probably eats only tofu and lettuce
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round
It’s just out there
I mean come on
Look, she looks just so... HEALTHY!
I like veggie butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
when a girl walks in with vegetarian grace
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My home boys tried ta warn me
But that butt you got
Makes me so quorny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me cuz you ain't that average omni
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's veg, veg, as juicy as an orange wedge
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average meat-free man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that veggie butt!
Veggies got back!
Veggies got back!
I like 'em round and sweet
For you I’d give up meat
I just can't help myself
From saving the animals
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Maxim
'Cause carrot sticks are made for snackin'
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos wearing fur clothes
You can have that J.Lo
I'll keep my women like Pam, bro
A word to the thick veggie sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't eat bologn-ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna dance
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
Atkins folks won't like this song
'Cause those punks like to kill it and grill it
And I'd rather eat greens all day
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even omni boys got to shout
Veggies got back!
Veggies got back!
(fakin' bacon
Jean,
Jean,
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