Here's a joke for ya!!!!

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Here's a joke for ya!!!!
Mon, 01-26-2004 - 7:47pm

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a
wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the
wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something
for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire
bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough
with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to

There, how's that one?!!!



"OMG, I got engaged, the world will never be the same!...."


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Mon, 01-26-2004 - 7:57pm
Poor guy...can't cough...can't c---!


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Mon, 01-26-2004 - 8:36pm
LOL!!!!!!!! Just goes to show there is more than one way to skin a cat - whoops, I mean dog!!! Hee hee!! Thanks Deb! - Leslie
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Mon, 01-26-2004 - 9:31pm
oh that is very good....thanks for sharing tee hee ;-)
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Mon, 01-26-2004 - 10:52pm
Here goes my attempt to share another joke.(hoping it doesn't offend anyone).

A man and his wife are heading out for an afternoon drive. Being a beautiful spring day,

the wife decides to drive. They take a coastal route, cruising at about 45 miles an hour.

The husband turns to his wife and says, "After 20 years of marriage, I want you to know I am not happy,and I want a divorce."

Quietly the wife continues driving increasing her speed to 55 miles an hour.

The husband then says, "The reason I want a divorce is because I have been seeing your best friend for 3 years and we are going to get married".

Silently, the wife accelerates to 65 miles an hour. The husband presses on. "I also want the house".

Still mute, the wife accelerates to 75 miles an hour. "Another thing" he says, "I want our retirement money and the car."

As she accelerates to 85, the husband, completely baffled by her silence, raises his voice and asks "Isn't there anything at all that you want?"

As the car veers to the left, a brick wall appears on the horizon, she finally replies, "No, nothing I want. I have everything I need." He rages, "Everything you need...what in the world do you have?"

"Why, I have the air-bag honey." she was heard saying just as the car hit the wall.

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Tue, 01-27-2004 - 5:51am

Where do you come up with these? There great it get two thumbs up! Keep them coming!
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Registered: 08-08-2003
Tue, 01-27-2004 - 6:25am
very funny Rose!!!


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Wed, 01-28-2004 - 12:34pm

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