Excuse me, BUT if you are going to wear a Speedo you have to be over weigh by at least 45 pounds and have back hair. If you're going to wear a g-string you have to do it with stilettos and a pole.
and don't forget about the farmer's tan, and wearing one at LEAST a size or two too small...you know, for that perfect, er...what do you call it on a man...not camel toe...
I actually agree with no thongs or string bikinis at a public pool.
This is just Utah. It's highly Mormon in population and very conservative in it's beliefs.
I still think, no matter where you are, when I go to a public pool, I prefer NOT to look at a woman's naked butt - or a man in a speedo, lol.
Holy crap, I'm LMAO!!
and don't forget about the farmer's tan, and wearing one at LEAST a size or two too small...you know, for that perfect, er...what do you call it on a man...not camel toe...
unfortunately, I'm sure you get the picture.
I love my TaterTod!!
My daughter just got back from summer camp, they had a dress code - no bikinis
Ewwww... lol.
Yup!