GAAAAHHH.

MIL left Isaac on his back while he spit up, insisting he was fine. Yeah because he won't inhale that or anything. Then not listening when I repeatedly informed them both he WILL push off with his legs on your tummy while laying on his back on your legs so please hold on tight to him so he doesn't rocket himself onto the floor... Among other issues like holding him totally wrong with his chin basically on his sternum (quite a feat, since Isaac has held his head up since about 4 weeks old). He's not f-ing origami baby.
I don't want either of them touching my kid! They don't listen, they don't have any common sense, are already leaving a mess in my house, and here I am at three AM not having slept at all, playing a game of "how many ways can they hurt the baby, let me count them" and writing this giant run on sentence.
FML.