Having a toddler like being at a frat party

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Registered: 09-15-2010
Having a toddler like being at a frat party
Fri, 04-29-2011 - 1:30pm

Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.
9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.
8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.
7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging
on the door.
6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.
3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.
2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.
1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

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Fri, 04-29-2011 - 2:00pm

LOL !!!!

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Registered: 08-30-2004
Fri, 04-29-2011 - 7:36pm

LOVE it!! Especially the crumpled up underpants part...since I walked in the door this afternoon and there was a pair of DD's sitting right in front of the entryway.

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Registered: 09-15-2010
Tue, 05-03-2011 - 5:09pm
I'm always finding underwear laying around! Ds probably goes through at least 3 pairs a day, and he likes to take them off himself and leave them right where he was standing.
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