The Mommy Test

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Registered: 08-30-2003
The Mommy Test
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Mon, 01-26-2004 - 4:39am
Had to share this with oyu gals. I am a lurker, but thought some of you may enjoy this...

I was out walking with my then four year old daughter. She picked up

something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her

not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and

probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with total admiration

and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was thinking

quickly, " . . . everyone knows this stuff. Um, it's on the Mommy test. You

have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." "Oh." We walked

along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new

information. "I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the

Daddy.

Denise, mommy to LeiLani born 11/04/02. Our little private open adoption blessing. I breast fed too, ask me how!!
Community Leader
Registered: 05-26-2004
In reply to: julihana
Mon, 01-26-2004 - 7:59am
LOL! Smart girl!

Konnie

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-10-2003
In reply to: julihana
Mon, 01-26-2004 - 11:43am
LOL!

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