Real Housewives of NJ (5/30)
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|Tue, 05-31-2011 - 8:33am|
Happy Memorial Day, NJ Housewives watchers! Did you return early from your barbecues early to watch tonight’s tepid episode in which Teresa tried to make peace with her little brother? Or did you stay out late eating hot dogs and beer and downing all the other ingrediences of a good holiday weekend festivities?
Yes, ingrediences. You know, ones like that spice “come-in.” Oh, sweet Teresa. So much hair on top of that head and sometimes I question what’s inside. Not that it’s hurting her much. We first saw Teresa tonight walking into a shoot for her cookbook, presumably so she could diss every photo that the “food stylist” took. Meatballs? Not enough sauce. Chicken drumsticks? Hers are browner. Some other dish? No parsley. Well, it’s that kind of attention to detail that makes someone a best-selling cookbook author, right? That, and knowing how to make the word “ingredient” into plural. Okay. Just the first one.
Juicy Joe (ugh – I’m so uncomfortable with that nickname) called in during the book meeting to inform “Tre” that he’d run into Joe Gorga at the gym. Even the bejeweled orange smart phone couldn’t mask the bile coming out of husband Joe’s mouth when he said he wished he’d bleeped up her brother.