Ok so Miss V has hit me up with a couple halloween jokes lately....
Those are fun. Keep them coming.
Why didn't the mummy want a telephone?
Because he got all wrapped up in his calls.
LOL that is a cute one!!
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time
get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free
from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out
toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year,
although she had
bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came
knocking at her
"Can I invite a few friends to your
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of
milk a day?
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Why do witches think they're funny?
What do you get when you drop
What was a witch's
favourite subject in school?Spelling!