Halloween jokes!

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Halloween jokes!
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Fri, 10-08-2010 - 7:57pm

Ok so Miss V has hit me up with a couple halloween jokes lately....

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Fri, 10-08-2010 - 8:07pm

Those are fun. Keep them coming.

Why didn't the mummy want a telephone?

Because he got all wrapped up in his calls.

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Fri, 10-08-2010 - 8:09pm

LOL that is a cute one!!

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Fri, 10-08-2010 - 8:09pm

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.

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Fri, 10-08-2010 - 8:14pm

"Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"

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Fri, 10-08-2010 - 8:15pm

Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?

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Fri, 10-08-2010 - 8:16pm

Why do mummies make excellent spies?

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Fri, 10-08-2010 - 8:29pm

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

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Fri, 10-08-2010 - 8:42pm

Why do witches think they're funny?

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Fri, 10-08-2010 - 9:07pm

What do you get when you drop

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Fri, 10-08-2010 - 9:34pm

What was a witch's favourite subject in school?
Spelling!

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