We Cheated - TMI

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Registered: 03-25-2003
We Cheated - TMI
Thu, 05-01-2003 - 11:22am
OK, so DH's SA was this morning. With that said....

The hospital REQUIRED us to have his "speciman" there between 7:00-7:15 this morning. No pressure, right?? Jerks. So anyway he gets up around 6 and we start, you know, well anyways, he's supposed to do this w/o any other "secretions" or saliva in the way. So that leaves us with tons of options. Not. So it's like 45 minutes later and he just CANNOT get himself off. I am like DESPERATE for him to do ANYTHING since we have failed getting this done before.

So I let him have a little <> sex. Then he was able to go on his own.

Do you think this will totally ruin the SA results? God, I hope not. The guy just can't c-o-m-e on his own. I am so sorry that this is too much info, but I had to confess SOMEWHERE.

I feel a little better now.

I hope it's still OK.

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Thu, 05-01-2003 - 2:19pm
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, right??? LMAO, that was funny to read, hope everything goes well for you guys!


JenP - WTT#2, Sept 2003

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Thu, 05-01-2003 - 6:47pm
Woo hoo. I had much more of a mental picture than your thumb and finger together, LOL! I have absolutely no idea if that will affect the results, but it doesn't seem like it should since you aren't contributing your own sperm. I don't get that rule at all! I hope you pass with wagging (sperm) tails!



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Fri, 05-02-2003 - 10:21pm
I just had to tell you, that REALLY made me laugh!!