Friday Funny....

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Friday Funny....
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Fri, 10-31-2008 - 12:30pm

It's Halloween Friday--so let's have a funny thread---everyone search and post a funny Halloween joke.


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Registered: 09-26-2003
Fri, 10-31-2008 - 12:56pm

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Never Drink and Fly


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Fri, 10-31-2008 - 12:58pm

Why Pumpkins are Better Than Men.....


1. Pumpkins don’t accuse you of loosing the TV remote!

2. Pumpkins respond quite well to negative re-enforcement!

3. Pumpkins make better pie!

4. Every year you get new Pumpkins to choose from!

5. Pumpkins always greet you with a smile!

6. If you don't like the way a Pumpkin looks, just make up another face!

7. If a Pumpkin starts smelling up your place, just throw him out!

8. Pumpkins don’t expect you to cook and still grow 24 hours a day!

9. You can clean up Pumpkins in just minutes!

10. Pumpkins don’t hide their feelings!

11. Pumpkins don’t stare at other pumpkins!


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Fri, 10-31-2008 - 12:59pm

Poor Pumpkin partyed too much


The Drunk Pumpkin


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Fri, 10-31-2008 - 1:08pm
Halloween Things That Sound Dirty but Aren't
1. So...What did you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks.
5. You scared me stiff!
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling.
8. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed but couldn't get my mouth around it.
11. She's a goblin!
12. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
13. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
14. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
15. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
16. Let me see your big sack!
17. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use two hands.
18. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
19. I got the best piece from that house.
20. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.


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Fri, 10-31-2008 - 1:48pm


Let's examine the facts:

* Both consider "red" as their favorite color.
* Both choose to work at night.
* Both have children as a target audience.
* Both have that "something for nothing" idea. (gifts, power, etc)
* Both live in secluded areas.
* Both have little minions that do all the work.
* Both know when you are sleeping/awake and good/bad.
* Both use fire (or a place thereof) as a chosen entry/communication point.

I think the evidence speaks for itself but YOU decide!!

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Registered: 02-07-2005
Fri, 10-31-2008 - 2:05pm
Hmmmm........SATAN! (said like the Church Lady from Saturday Night Live) ..LOL!!!


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Fri, 10-31-2008 - 2:14pm
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Fri, 10-31-2008 - 5:28pm

1. What is a ghost's favorite street?

2. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

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1. Boo-levard
2. Neck-tarine



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Registered: 03-18-2003
Fri, 10-31-2008 - 10:55pm

I heard this on the radio today


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Alex (16), Rachel (14), Matthew (12)


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Registered: 08-17-2005
Sun, 11-02-2008 - 1:13pm

OK, I'm a little late here....but this is my all time favorite stupid Halloween joke...


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?


He didn't have the guts.


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