OT - funny reproductive story
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|Thu, 06-21-2007 - 11:18am|
Just thought I'd share this for a giggle.
A friend of mine imported some live semen to breed her mare. Now, this is a calculated process - you have to track the mare to be sure you catch her when the follicle is ripe but not over-ripe.
So it was shipped overnight express.
She goes to the airport to pick it up.
"ma'am, we don't have that package. Please try the XXX desk."
She gets the runaround there. Gets sent to another desk. Yet another runaround, only to hear "we've lost the package".
My frazzled friend's response...at the top of her lungs...
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST MY SEMEN!!!".
Yes, she got some very strange looks. But horsewomen have no shame. LOL
(they did find it the next day and bred the mare - we'll know soon if she took.)