Bush joke ...

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Registered: 09-23-2003
Bush joke ...
Thu, 10-21-2004 - 3:48pm

Enjoyed the Kerry joke... here's one for Bush...

Vote for Bush if you agree with these:

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him,
a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him,
a good guy when Cheney did business with him and
a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because
the country is communist, but
trade with China and Vietnam is vital
to a spirit of international harmony.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about
her own body, but multinational corporations
can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals
and Hillary Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits
and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools,
adolescents won't have sex.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests
of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science,
but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense.
A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers
named in the Constitution, which include
banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's
cattle trades, but George Bush's cocaine conviction
is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a conservative radio host.
Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers
for your recovery.

You support states' rights, which means
Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what
local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national
interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

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Registered: 10-27-2001
Thu, 10-21-2004 - 4:22pm

That's not a joke. It's more like a poem. I was expecting humor. ;-)

ALL politicians are saps. I don't like them. But to me, Bush is the lesser of two evils. You can read my post on that from a day or two ago.

Kerry is trying to be all things to all people just to get elected. He's too much of a scammer under the guise of being sympathetic. He's been planning on being president for decades now. I hate to say, but I feel that's the only reason he enlisted - So it'd look good years later. Too calculated. I feel like he believes his audience has "SUCKER" written on their foreheads when he gives his speeches. Maybe they do.

I guess the Bush audience might be suckers, too, but not as big of ones. Despite the Iraq business, Bush seems more credible. But that's just my opinion.

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Registered: 09-30-2003
Thu, 10-21-2004 - 4:52pm

Funny, but not on par with the Kerry joke. The Kerry joke was funnier, sorry.
How's this one:

Fire Destroys Bush Presidential Library

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.

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Registered: 03-31-2003
Thu, 10-21-2004 - 5:53pm

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 10-21-2004 - 6:05pm
that's not a joke -- that is just Kerry Propaganda!


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Registered: 03-20-2003
Thu, 10-21-2004 - 10:41pm


BTW, I liked the original post in this thread. Pretty much sums up the hypocisy of this Administration and their Henchmen.


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