Kerry Joke...

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Registered: 03-31-2003
Kerry Joke...
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Tue, 10-19-2004 - 4:01pm
A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.



The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"


Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."



The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.

The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"



The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"



Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."

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Registered: 03-25-2003
In reply to: bookfan2001
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 4:14pm
gee, that was pretty tasteless.

Carrie


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Registered: 03-31-2003
In reply to: bookfan2001
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 4:19pm
Really? Feel free to post a Bush joke-I'll probably laugh.

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Registered: 03-25-2003
In reply to: bookfan2001
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 4:22pm
If I had one I would post it, but really, Bush doesn't make me laugh.

Carrie


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Registered: 03-26-2003
In reply to: bookfan2001
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 4:27pm

I thought it was hilarious.

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Registered: 03-31-2003
In reply to: bookfan2001
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 4:31pm
I agree. I love the jibjab videos. The second one, it took me so long to figure out that the guy in the pink underwear was the governor that came "out of the closet" (can't remember which state).

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Registered: 03-26-2003
In reply to: bookfan2001
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 4:42pm

New Jersey!

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Registered: 08-27-2004
In reply to: bookfan2001
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 5:54pm
Post your cartoon you like so much... The one that asks something like "Has your life gotten better in the last four years"
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Registered: 03-25-2003
In reply to: bookfan2001
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 6:46pm

Ok, that was pretty funny and yes....dh thought it was hysterical!

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Registered: 03-28-2003
In reply to: bookfan2001
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 6:57pm
First of all, most political jokes are pretty tasteless if you ask me. But I thought this joke was funny the first time I heard it in reference to Broncos/Raiders fans and I still think it's funny when it's politicized! I think it would even be funny if you changed the side who got to be the punchline...the joke itself is funny, not who it centers on!

Heather

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Registered: 03-31-2003
In reply to: bookfan2001
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 7:02pm

Thanks to all who took the joke the way it was intended-just some light-hearted fun.


(are you a Raiders fan? My dh is!)

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