The rumor is that Bin Laden is dead.
Oh, it's not just a rumor!
It's a day to rejoice!
"Bin Laden killed -- FOX NEWS' TAKE: "African American Male in Washington
Confesses to Murder of Elderly Man." - NYC Comedian, Liam McEneaney"
Cynic: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.---Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.