30-Minute Madonna

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30-Minute Madonna
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Wed, 04-22-2009 - 9:47am

Yesterday, on the radio I heard that Madonna only spends about 30 minutes a day with her children (the rest of the time they're with nannies)--so people think she should be denied her latest attempt to adopt a child.

Kat

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Wed, 04-22-2009 - 3:37pm
Fox News. It sounded so sarcastic that it is actually something I've said (sarcastically) IRL. Which is why I said it seals the deal that you are pulling our collective legs with your faux naivete. If you'd held up CNN as a standard it wouldn't have come across as a wink and a nod. But honestly, what you wrote about Fox News could have come straight off the Daily Show with John Stewart rolling his eyes and brandishing air quotes while he says it.
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Registered: 03-27-2003
Wed, 04-22-2009 - 3:39pm
She fesses up! Now I feel vindicated. And a little silly for being mildly huffy.
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Registered: 04-22-2005
Wed, 04-22-2009 - 3:42pm

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That's where I burst out laughing, too. I'm kind of sad that she ended the pretense. It's such a fun challenge to try to figure out if someone is serious when they are spouting stuff like that.

The thing is, there ARE people out there that think the Enquirer is a good source of news. When someone says that Fox News is sparklingly unbiased, though, OMG that is a hoot.

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Registered: 06-27-1998
Wed, 04-22-2009 - 3:45pm

I know and I agree...


PumpkinAngel

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Registered: 03-31-2003
Wed, 04-22-2009 - 3:54pm
This is snark, right? Right?
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Registered: 03-31-2003
Wed, 04-22-2009 - 3:56pm
Whew!
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Registered: 02-06-2006
Wed, 04-22-2009 - 4:07pm

ITA.


I clerked for a judge during my first year post law school and I often read articles in the local section of the newspaper reporting on matters dealt with in his courtroom.

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Registered: 02-22-2007
Wed, 04-22-2009 - 4:20pm
Please, don't make me spit water on my computer.

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Registered: 02-22-2007
Wed, 04-22-2009 - 4:22pm

I heart you for using the word pluperfect.

I think I need to marry you.

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Registered: 02-22-2007
Wed, 04-22-2009 - 4:22pm
Hahahahahahahahahh! Cannot stop laughing....

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