OT: Gonna be a bear.......

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Registered: 03-28-2003
OT: Gonna be a bear.......
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Sun, 08-03-2003 - 6:30pm
(this was sent to me by a friend...hope you get a laugh out of it like I did!)

In this life, I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and you wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I definitely could deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Sun, 08-03-2003 - 9:23pm
LOL thats cute, i wanna be a bear too!!!!