Best fortune cookie ever

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Best fortune cookie ever
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Tue, 07-13-2010 - 7:55am

"Keep your goals away from the trolls."



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Registered: 11-22-2000
Sun, 07-18-2010 - 11:33am

I've only heard it in the past 15 years or so, so I didn't grow up with it, and I have no idea where I first heard it. It might be a regional thing, but I don't know.

(Wow. I just re-read this and I don't seem to know much of anything today, do I?)


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Registered: 07-17-2007
Sat, 07-17-2010 - 12:46pm
I think the first time I heard it, I was in college.
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Registered: 04-16-2010
Sat, 07-17-2010 - 11:45am
Dh always adds "while sitting on the toilet".
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Registered: 06-24-2008
Fri, 07-16-2010 - 10:52pm
I never heard of it growing up, but when I moved across the country it seemed like everyone I at Chinese food with added that on the end. Must be regional :)

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Registered: 05-27-1998
Tue, 07-13-2010 - 1:23pm
Hey, I thought my DH was the only one who added that at the end. We're often cracking up in a Chinese restaurant while our kids are sitting there wondering why on earth we think the silly fortune they just pulled out is SO funny.
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Registered: 11-22-2000
Tue, 07-13-2010 - 12:23pm

Both of these are even better with "In bed" added to the end.



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Registered: 07-17-2007
Tue, 07-13-2010 - 11:14am
Excellent, my last one was "There is a good cake waiting for you." Well, there better be, my birthday is coming up!