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Hey! That is quite enough outta you, young lady. I have plenty of hair, harumph!
"I don’t mind a banshee, that’s fine. 2 banshees? I HATE you. I actually wish bad things upon you." -- Day Daily #459 P1
Uhm, that is no joke ;) They are identical twins. They used to find it SO funny to call each other's wives, "so honey, what's for dinner?" That sort of thing. At some point I asked my mother if she thought they ever took it further than that. I repeat, they are IDENTICAL. The look on her face was absolutely priceless, in 25 years of marriage and 10 of divorce, the distinct possibility had apparently never occurred to her.
One time one of my uncle's girlfriends was babysitting us for a month. Only, we did not know she was uncle's girlfriend, and neither did my mom. The first morning we woke up to find our dad in bed with the sitter, or so we thought. Weirdest thing is that it took us a good hour to figure it out, and in all that time, we just played along as if it was perfectly natural for dad to send mom off on a trip and move in some bimbo.