I actually used to tell dd stuff like that since she was quite small. I am happy to report that she handles men well, and I like to think that setting a few things straight early on helped. ;)
Anderson Cooper is very nice too .. I liked him more after seeing him on Craig Ferguson (I'm pretty sure he was on Craig, or maybe Letterman) anyway, he's brilliant as well as handsome.
LOL! You're cracking me up here :)
Hmm, yes, he does have a certain shagability going on, doesn't he.
Well, women do better in school, make more money as long as they don't have kids, are clearly smarter and generally more capable. I always thought that male chauvenist nonsense was a cover for the deep insecurity the poor things feel. ;)
Seems to me that a uterus is far more enviable than a penis. With a uterus, you are in control of reproduction and you do not have to worry about dogs biting it off. Win-win.