How do people CARE so much?
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|Mon, 02-01-2010 - 4:18pm|
Let me tell you some things that I am NOT. I am not someone who:
Eats nothing but organic fruits and vegetables.
Buys all my produce locally.
Cooks from scratch.
Bans all simple carbohydrates and preservatives from the house.
Doesn't allow more than 30 seconds a day of TV time.
Spends hours a day cleaning.
Uses only all-natural cleaners and detergents.
Feels an obligation to personally shell out all $200,000+ for my kids to go to college.
Has my children enrolled in Gymboree or Soccer Tots or Future Perfectionists of America
Scrapbooks every moment of my children's lives.
Uses only natural wooden toys and organic cloth diapers.
Feels the need to either climb the corporate ladder or feels the need to be present to witness every single one of my child's "firsts".
Egad, how on earth do people CARE about so much stuff without going crazy?