Just for a laugh

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-27-1998
Just for a laugh
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Fri, 03-07-2008 - 4:34pm

Okay, I'm probably violating all kinds of TOS here, but my bon-bon box is empty so I decided to have a little fun. You know all those annoying work from home spam posts we get here? And those even more annoying spam emails that promise, ah, enhancement? Well, I decided to write a nice little rejection letter for those. Of course, I'd never send it, but here it is:


Dear Spammer,


Thank you for your gracious offer to allow me to help you make money by selling my friends malodorous household cleaners and getting them to do the same while staying home all day long with our delightful offspring. Unfortunately, I do not like my offspring and have therefore decided to allow an outside vendor to raise them (OR) have found a sugar daddy to support me so that I can stay home without actually doing any work.


But thank you for your attention.


or for a very different sort of spam:


Dear Spammer,


Thank you for your kind interest in my genitalia. At this time, I do not possess the appendage your products promise to enlarge and am therefore unable to profit from your MAGNAGROW solution. Should I acquire such an appendage in the future, I will consider you as a possible vendor for all my enlargement needs.


Very Truly Yours,


iVillage Member
Registered: 01-05-2000
In reply to: ashmama
Fri, 03-07-2008 - 7:15pm

LOL Love it. Or, to be precise, love them.

Chris

The truth may be out there but lies are in your head. Terry Pratchett

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-07-2008
In reply to: ashmama
Fri, 03-07-2008 - 7:28pm

I was trying to delete all the spam that came my way, then who or what tornadoes thru,

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-18-2007
In reply to: ashmama
Sat, 03-08-2008 - 5:18pm
Very good!