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|Fri, 03-07-2008 - 4:34pm|
Okay, I'm probably violating all kinds of TOS here, but my bon-bon box is empty so I decided to have a little fun. You know all those annoying work from home spam posts we get here? And those even more annoying spam emails that promise, ah, enhancement? Well, I decided to write a nice little rejection letter for those. Of course, I'd never send it, but here it is:
Thank you for your gracious offer to allow me to help you make money by selling my friends malodorous household cleaners and getting them to do the same while staying home all day long with our delightful offspring. Unfortunately, I do not like my offspring and have therefore decided to allow an outside vendor to raise them (OR) have found a sugar daddy to support me so that I can stay home without actually doing any work.
But thank you for your attention.
or for a very different sort of spam:
Thank you for your kind interest in my genitalia. At this time, I do not possess the appendage your products promise to enlarge and am therefore unable to profit from your MAGNAGROW solution. Should I acquire such an appendage in the future, I will consider you as a possible vendor for all my enlargement needs.
Very Truly Yours,