On a lighter note... what do you do if you're caught in the .. ahem .. act?

In last night's Modern Family, the three Dunphy kids decide to surprise Claire and Phil with breakfast in bed. But instead, they walk in on them doing the deed. Yup, the older kids are grossed out. (One of the girls washes her eyes with soap and water.) The youngest doesn't get it: “Whatever it was, it looked like dad was winning,” he says. As Claire tells Phil, “I'm sure they are traumatized.”