Monday Fluff....

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Monday Fluff....
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Mon, 06-14-2004 - 8:47pm

Indulge me. The bathroom remodel has caused my allergies to flare and I just spent 64.00 on prescriptions. I am so tired of sniffling and having goopy eyes. Plus, the kids are hyper and they have figured out how to escape from duct tape. I just want some sleep.


What type of household help do you wish you had? Dream a little. What type of camps do you wish they had for kids and husbands and wacky neighbors?


I wish I had:


Nap time/Bed time consultant


Life manager..Do this Kristi then do this


Cook


Really cute errand/dog care provider man


Child mediator


Child motivator


BOB purchaser


Boyfriend finder...Of course, with a BOB, I might not have to find one!


Camps:


How to develop common sense


How to be nice to your neighbors


Potty training camp


Get rid of your pacifier camp


Electro shock therapy for back talking and whining


Cleaning your room without whining


Finding lost objects by LOOKING instead of glancing at the ceiling and yelling "I can't find it"


Care of sick and cranky spouses (future DH will have to go)


"I do not want to be a princess! I want to be myself"

Mallory (age 3)

      &nbs

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Mon, 06-14-2004 - 9:17pm
A BOB purchaser....LOL! I just woke my son up I'm laughing so hard. If you ever make your way to CT, I can take you to several places that sell BOBs...very nice ones. I have a whole box of them myself :)

I wish I had a:

Maid

Laundress

Chef

Peronal shopper

Errand runner

Sports coach for DS (so he wouldn't yell "I SUCK" when he strikes out a baseball)

Horticulturist

Wildlife specialist (that could help me get rid of the DARN psycho raccoons)

Personal trainer (to help me loose the 10 lbs I gained back over the HOLIDAYS)

Makeup artist/hairstylist

Fashion consultant (what! jeans and a t-shirt aren't fashionable)

Camps for DH:

Camp HOWTOCLEANUPAFTERYOURSELF

Camp IWILLDOITNOWANDNOTLATER

Camp IWILLORGANIZEMYWORKSHOP

Camps for DS:

Camp CONTROLYOURTEMPER

Camp LEARNHOWTOCLEANYOURROOM

Camp IWILLNOTLOOSEMYBASEBALLEQUIPMENT

Camps for me:

Camp IWILLLEARNTORELAX

Camp DON'TBESOSERIOUS

Camp INEEDASPATREATMENT

Thanks, Kristi. You really got me laughing and thinking!

- Christine

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Mon, 06-14-2004 - 9:33pm
THANK YOU!!! you always manage to "lighten" the board up at the perfect times!! lets see,

I wish I had:

Nap time!!! i want to move to spain. dd took a siesta everyday when she was there, and i was so jealous. was not allowed to call between 2 and 4 her time. JEALOUS?? YOU BET I AM!

a cook,

a housekeeper

bookkeeper/accountant

Camps:

How to develop common sense

Electro shock therapy for back talking and whining - <> or maybe just a cattle prod.

Cleaning your room without whining....I would be happy if the room got clean even *with* whining!!

Organizational camp for dh's and kids!

How to avoid being a slob camp!



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Registered: 03-26-2003
Mon, 06-14-2004 - 9:35pm
When i first read her post i thought it said, BOB *pusher*! and thought, well, damn, thats the height of laziness!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!
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Registered: 06-27-1998
Mon, 06-14-2004 - 11:00pm

Oh another good one by you, let's see....


For the boys:


A professional mediator for the stupid stupid arguments that the boys can get into.


A refree for the wrestling matches when I am not looking.


I have to use yours

PumpkinAngel

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Tue, 06-15-2004 - 10:45am

If I had a BOB pusher, I wouldn't need a BOB purchaser!


"I do not want to be a princess! I want to be myself"

Mallory (age 3)

      &nbs

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Registered: 12-29-1999
Tue, 06-15-2004 - 3:39pm
EEEEUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Kristi, I think you can buy them online, can't you?

(I don't know, I don't have one.)

C