Monday Musings ...

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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 9:55am

In the spirit of the season, name 4-5 things that have made you smile recently.

"I don’t mind a banshee, that’s fine. 2 banshees? I HATE you. I actually wish bad things upon you." -- Day[9] Daily #459 P1

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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:06pm
I am at home on my phone and it's a pain to post. Can someone with computer access/more smarts than me please repost the Bad Nativity of the Day and my commentary from the fb post this morning to show Jamblssed what I am talking about? It's the pink one,
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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:13pm

Bad Nativity of the Day: Evidently the angel garbled the message, because these people were clearly expecting a girl.


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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:16pm
Thank you, Marla!
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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:19pm

I think my favorite is still the one made out of pork.  

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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:30pm

My favorite.

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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:36pm

Commentary for Marla's, "the Cracker Lord Jesus, with cheese on a tray." There will be a mangled hymn before this season is over.

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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:36pm

1. One of our cats standing on his hind legs on a stool in the basement,lunging at a squirrel who kept diving into a window well to torment him.

2. My husband, about to go for a long run on a frigid day with wind chill below zero: "Should I wear my ID bracelet or just a toe tag?"

3. Over the loudspeaker at the supermarket: "Please check your carriage to make sure it is yours. One of you is pushing the WRONG carriage! If that's you, come to the checkout at Aisle 2!"

4. My son: "Can I borrow your credit card for a while? I need to buy some League of Legends champions for my friends."

5. That commercial for an ear wax vacuum in which a man sticks a q-tip in his ear and yells "OUCH!" makes me laugh out loud every time I see it.

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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:41pm
"A friend and her husband traveled to Bethlehem for Christmas one year, Talk about nativity scenes.." I have a really good one that shows Mary and Joseph traveling through the Israeli checkpoints between Nazareth and Bethlehem, but I don't think I will use it as mine are supposed to be funny.
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Tue, 12-17-2013 - 6:00am
Your answers crack me up ashmama, Lol!

 

 

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Tue, 12-17-2013 - 6:03am

bordwithyou wrote:
"A friend and her husband traveled to Bethlehem for Christmas one year, Talk about nativity scenes.." I have a really good one that shows Mary and Joseph traveling through the Israeli checkpoints between Nazareth and Bethlehem, but I don't think I will use it as mine are supposed to be funny.

Yea, those bad nativity scenes are funny, haha.