Monday Musings ...

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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 9:55am

In the spirit of the season, name 4-5 things that have made you smile recently.

"I don’t mind a banshee, that’s fine. 2 banshees? I HATE you. I actually wish bad things upon you." -- Day[9] Daily #459 P1

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Tue, 12-17-2013 - 9:50am

I laugh and smile all the time so these are just extra's I guess....Getting my holiday bonus, the card I picked out for my boss for everyone to sign for Christmas, the Packers beating the Cowboys, figuring out a gift today that I was going to have to go shopping for and now I don't, SNL this past weekend.

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Tue, 12-17-2013 - 6:55am

DD1 is done with radiation.

Christmas music

Hanging out in the childrens section of Barnes and Noble

Getting out of work early enough yesterday to go for a bike ride.

Filling orders for Christmas presents at work.

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Tue, 12-17-2013 - 6:03am

bordwithyou wrote:
"A friend and her husband traveled to Bethlehem for Christmas one year, Talk about nativity scenes.." I have a really good one that shows Mary and Joseph traveling through the Israeli checkpoints between Nazareth and Bethlehem, but I don't think I will use it as mine are supposed to be funny.

Yea, those bad nativity scenes are funny, haha. 

 


 


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Tue, 12-17-2013 - 6:00am
Your answers crack me up ashmama, Lol!

 


 


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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:41pm
"A friend and her husband traveled to Bethlehem for Christmas one year, Talk about nativity scenes.." I have a really good one that shows Mary and Joseph traveling through the Israeli checkpoints between Nazareth and Bethlehem, but I don't think I will use it as mine are supposed to be funny.
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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:36pm

1. One of our cats standing on his hind legs on a stool in the basement,lunging at a squirrel who kept diving into a window well to torment him.

2. My husband, about to go for a long run on a frigid day with wind chill below zero: "Should I wear my ID bracelet or just a toe tag?"

3. Over the loudspeaker at the supermarket: "Please check your carriage to make sure it is yours. One of you is pushing the WRONG carriage! If that's you, come to the checkout at Aisle 2!"

4. My son: "Can I borrow your credit card for a while? I need to buy some League of Legends champions for my friends."

5. That commercial for an ear wax vacuum in which a man sticks a q-tip in his ear and yells "OUCH!" makes me laugh out loud every time I see it.

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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:36pm

Commentary for Marla's, "the Cracker Lord Jesus, with cheese on a tray." There will be a mangled hymn before this season is over.

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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:30pm

My favorite.

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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:19pm

I think my favorite is still the one made out of pork.  

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Mon, 12-16-2013 - 2:16pm
Thank you, Marla!

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