Wacky Wednesday

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Wacky Wednesday
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Wed, 05-14-2014 - 2:09pm

Anyone have a "wacky" story to share?

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Thu, 05-15-2014 - 2:11am

I have plenty of wacky stories, but not so sure about the "sharing" part ;)

The plumber is here right now fixing a leak next to the water meter. We only found out because we got a 2600 Euro water bill. I guess that counts as wacky :(

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Thu, 05-15-2014 - 6:59am
Update: In the end, the plumber did not fix it, because we wanted the water company to come and verify that the problem was due to some recent work they did and thus avoid paying the 2600 bucks. We called the water people at 9:30 and they called back at 11:30 to report that it was fixed and we were off the hook for the bill. So that was nice.
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Thu, 05-15-2014 - 7:21am

rollmops2009 wrote:
Update: In the end, the plumber did not fix it, because we wanted the water company to come and verify that the problem was due to some recent work they did and thus avoid paying the 2600 bucks. We called the water people at 9:30 and they called back at 11:30 to report that it was fixed and we were off the hook for the bill. So that was nice.

Yay!  Now you can go buy a pair of those awesome shoes in black :D  ("but honey, we just saved 2600 Euros!!  These shoes are a FRACTION of that!")  ;)  Or you know, buy them and then say, "These shoes?  I've had them for a while now, dear."  cuz 45 minutes?  that's a while.

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Thu, 05-15-2014 - 7:58am

I do not know if this would be a wacky story or just a funny one.

Sunday,  watching House Hunters with my family.

They walk into a bedroom decorated with a baseball theme.

Realtor:This is obviously a boy's room.

Me: How sexist, what automatically makes that a boy's room.

DH: Your must have missed the penis' hanging from the ceiling. 

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Thu, 05-15-2014 - 8:47am

i don't know if it counts as "wacky," but I wanted to share this email I got this morning in case anyone needs Dr Mudido's help:

Thursday, May 15, 2014 12:28 AM

indeed the most powerful spell caster have ever experienced in life. Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out.
1. To care HIV/AID or related illness 
2. Bring back lost lover, even if lost for a long time
3. Remove bad spells from homes, business & customer attraction etc.
4. Get promotion you have desired for a long time at work or in your career.
5. Read all your problems before you even mention them to him
6. Remove the black spot that keeps on taking your money away
7. Find out why you are not progressing in life and the solution
8. Eliminate in family fights
9. Ensure excellent school grades even for children with mental disabilities
10. Stop your marriage or relationship from breaking apart
11. I destroy and can send back the Nikolos (water spirit, sleepless nite, up presses by wicked powers,) if requested
12. heal barrenness in women and disturbing menstruation
13. Get you marriage to the lover of your choice
14. Recover stolen property and whereabouts of people that hurt you.
15. Bring supernatural luck into
16. Pregnancy spell to conceive baby
17.Get your scam money back

you can reach him here or if 
Interested Persons should contact me via  E-mail : 
drmudodo@outlook.com

Dr. mudodo
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Thu, 05-15-2014 - 9:45am

iamvelma wrote:
<p>Anyone have a "wacky" story to share?</p>

Other than the many debates about wacky things like potato chips here, nope.  Most of my wacky is confined to ivillage, lol.

PumpkinAngel

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Thu, 05-15-2014 - 10:54am
""These shoes? I've had them for a while now, dear." cuz 45 minutes" -------- LOL, although I have to say in DH's defense that he has only ever so rarely given me even a hint of hard time about purchases and never about stuff to make me happy.
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Thu, 05-15-2014 - 10:56am
I think my favorite has to be #8: "Eliminate in family fights." One could argue that it should have been #2.
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Thu, 05-15-2014 - 11:01am

bordwithyou wrote:
<p>i don't know if it counts as "wacky," but I wanted to share this email I got this morning in case anyone needs Dr Mudido's help:</p><p><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">Thursday, May 15, 2014 12:28 AM</span></span></p><div><div><div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">indeed the most powerful spell caster have ever experienced in life. Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out.</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">1. To care HIV/AID or related illness </span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">2. Bring back lost lover, even if lost for a long time</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">3. Remove bad spells from homes, business &amp; customer attraction etc.</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">4. Get promotion you have desired for a long time at work or in your career.</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">5. Read all your problems before you even mention them to him</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">6. Remove the black spot that keeps on taking your money away</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">7. Find out why you are not progressing in life and the solution</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">8. Eliminate in family fights</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">9. Ensure excellent school grades even for children with mental disabilities</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">10. Stop your marriage or relationship from breaking apart</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">11. I destroy and can send back the Nikolos (water spirit, sleepless nite, up presses by wicked powers,) if requested</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">12. heal barrenness in women and disturbing menstruation</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">13. Get you marriage to the lover of your choice</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">14. Recover stolen property and whereabouts of people that hurt you.</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">15. Bring supernatural luck into</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">16. Pregnancy spell to conceive baby</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">17.Get your scam money back</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">you can reach him here or if </span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">Interested Persons should contact me via  E-mail : </span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">drmudodo@outlook.com</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">Dr. mudodo</span></span></div></div></div></div>

A wizard that powerful will know when to call me without my needing to ask.  And I don't think I'm going to leave my love life or job promotion in the hands of a dude named Mudodo.

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Thu, 05-15-2014 - 1:03pm

bordwithyou wrote:
<p>i don't know if it counts as "wacky," but I wanted to share this email I got this morning in case anyone needs Dr Mudido's help:</p><p><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">Thursday, May 15, 2014 12:28 AM</span></span></p><div><div><div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">indeed the most powerful spell caster have ever experienced in life. Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out.</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">1. To care HIV/AID or related illness </span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">2. Bring back lost lover, even if lost for a long time</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">3. Remove bad spells from homes, business &amp; customer attraction etc.</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">4. Get promotion you have desired for a long time at work or in your career.</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">5. Read all your problems before you even mention them to him</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">6. Remove the black spot that keeps on taking your money away</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">7. Find out why you are not progressing in life and the solution</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">8. Eliminate in family fights</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">9. Ensure excellent school grades even for children with mental disabilities</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">10. Stop your marriage or relationship from breaking apart</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">11. I destroy and can send back the Nikolos (water spirit, sleepless nite, up presses by wicked powers,) if requested</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">12. heal barrenness in women and disturbing menstruation</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">13. Get you marriage to the lover of your choice</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">14. Recover stolen property and whereabouts of people that hurt you.</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">15. Bring supernatural luck into</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">16. Pregnancy spell to conceive baby</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">17.Get your scam money back</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">you can reach him here or if </span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">Interested Persons should contact me via  E-mail : </span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">drmudodo@outlook.com</span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="color:#111111; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:12px">Dr. mudodo</span></span></div></div></div></div>

Yes I think that's pretty darn wacky.  

4.  What if I only desired this a short time?  That's not in his powers?

12.  Disturbing menstruation?  LOL

17.  Scam money....how much does it cost for these spells?   

Hilarious!

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