Whackjob Wednesday

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:06am

Rather than refuse to cure poverty, despite unlimited money and resources, I thought I'd offer up an equally stupid thread.

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?

2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing?

3. Quiche.  How many eggs?

4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?

5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?

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Kitty

"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 7:02pm

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical? -- Pen.  But if I have to use a pencil, usually No. 2.

2. Scrambled eggs. Add milk, water, or nothing? - no liquid, but lots of other stuff. Cheese, ham, veggies .. whatever.

3. Quiche. How many eggs? -- I haven't made quiche.   So I dunno.

4. Public bathrooms. Okay to poop? -- Isn't that what bathrooms are for?

5. Tea or coffee? Caffeinated or not -- No coffee.   Tea decaf if available.

"I don’t mind a banshee, that’s fine. 2 banshees? I HATE you. I actually wish bad things upon you." -- Day[9] Daily #459 P1

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 7:04pm

puss_boo_kay wrote:
Three is the only acceptable number. 

Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

"I don’t mind a banshee, that’s fine. 2 banshees? I HATE you. I actually wish bad things upon you." -- Day[9] Daily #459 P1

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 7:07pm

puss_boo_kay wrote:
<p>[quote=Greeneyes2013&lt;p&gt;4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop? &lt;strong&gt;Baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaa! Uh, sure. But apparently there must be at least two other choices, such as holding it in or using the bushes out back. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</p><p>We were told in no uncertain terms that "pooping is ONLY acceptable in the privacy of your home and you should discipline yourself to only poop then, preferably before work so you don't spend all day passing gas.  You disgusting people".  ;)</p>[/quote]

I've seen the poop subject go to 100s of posts on a board too.  One particular poster insists that we should all train our bowels to only move when we are at home and NEVER at work. 

"I don’t mind a banshee, that’s fine. 2 banshees? I HATE you. I actually wish bad things upon you." -- Day[9] Daily #459 P1

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 7:50pm

savcal2011 wrote:
Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.</p>

Yes, I believe that got quoted in the original thread, too :D

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Kitty

"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .

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