Whackjob Wednesday

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:06am

Rather than refuse to cure poverty, despite unlimited money and resources, I thought I'd offer up an equally stupid thread.

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?

2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing?

3. Quiche.  How many eggs?

4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?

5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?

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Registered: 02-20-2013
Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:43am

I LOOOOOVE that pencil. I'd switch teams if Office Depot carried that one.

Shaking my head at the things grown women get their panties in a wad about.

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:55am

The sharpener is cool too. You stick the pencil in and turn, which means it sharpens it symmetrically. 

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:57am

puss_boo_kay wrote:
<p>Rather than refuse to cure poverty, despite unlimited money and resources, I thought I'd offer up an equally stupid thread.</p><p>1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical? Mechanical </p><p>2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing? milk </p><p>3. Quiche.  How many eggs? I don't make quiche. So I have no idea. </p><p>4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop? If you've gotta go, you've gotta go. But I try not to. </p><p>5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not? On my second cup of caramel drizzle coffee this morning. Caffeinated. There is no point otherwise. </p>

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 12:02pm

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?

Mechanical, but it can't be one of those cheapie packages you see at back to school time that squeak. Paper-Mate or better please, .07 lead thickness.

2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing?

Add cream, a pinch of salt, pepper, and fry in about a tablespoon of virgin coconut oil. Top with freshly diced campari tomatoes.

3. Quiche.  How many eggs?

I've only ever made low-carb quiche, and it's mostly eggs.

4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?

Conflicted. Part of me says yes, because when you gotta go, you gotta go. I can say with a clear conscious that everytime I've ever pooped in a public restroom, I absolutely HAD TO. 

That being said, I just sat in a stall yesterday on campus and listened to the plop of my stall neighbor. Then I heard a spray. I smell the results of this pecular activity ALL THE TIME on campus but I'd never actually listened to it happening. Apparently, it's quite common for younger women to poop and then spray body mist. I don't know who they think they're fooling because all that's really happening is that I'm starting correlate warm vanilla sugar from Bath and Body Works with the smell of poop. I think it would be in the company's best interest to develop and after-poo spray that actually eliminates odors but doesn't wreck the smell of their other products.

Maybe I should write them a letter.

5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?

Mostly coffee, though I like Chai tea.

Caffeinated.

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 1:11pm

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?

Mechanical, of course.

2. Scrambled eggs. Add milk, water, or nothing?

Milk

3. Quiche. How many eggs?

For just one quiche?  Probably 4.

4. Public bathrooms. Okay to poop?

If absolutely unavoidable...but preferably, NO.

5. Tea or coffee? Caffeinated or not?

Coffee.  Caffeinated.  What a silly question. 


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Registered: 11-22-2000
Thu, 03-14-2013 - 1:39pm

We were told in no uncertain terms that "pooping is ONLY acceptable in the privacy of your home and you should discipline yourself to only poop then, preferably before work so you don't spend all day passing gas. You disgusting people". ;)

 

Well...isn't that special?


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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 1:51pm

puss_boo_kay wrote:
<p>We were told in no uncertain terms that "pooping is ONLY acceptable in the privacy of your home and you should discipline yourself to only poop then, preferably before work so you don't spend all day passing gas.  You disgusting people".  ;)</p>

Perhaps she should train her bladder, so she never, ever has to use a public restroom if she finds pooping so unacceptable in public.

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 2:07pm

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 2:08pm

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?  No 2 pencil, but I usually just use pens.

2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing?  A little milk, sliced mushrooms & onions.

3. Quiche.  How many eggs?  Usually 4 I think

4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?  Yes of course ok, but I try not to.  (What kind of weird boards are you hanging out on Puss?  They must not be normal & sane like us!     : )

5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?  I don't drink either, so I don't care.

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Registered: 08-22-2009
Thu, 03-14-2013 - 3:52pm

>1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?

No. 2

2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing?

Milk,

3. Quiche.  How many eggs?

Been years since I have made a quiche, would probably follow the receipe.

4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?

If you have to.

5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?

Never drink coffee.  rarely drink tea, have tried to get into the habit of drinking green teas because it is good for me but not luck so far.  Cannot do caffeine, even my sodas are no caffeine.  The only caffeine I get is chocolate and will not give that up.