Whackjob Wednesday

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:06am

Rather than refuse to cure poverty, despite unlimited money and resources, I thought I'd offer up an equally stupid thread.

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?

2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing?

3. Quiche.  How many eggs?

4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?

5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?

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Kitty

"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:10am

puss_boo_kay wrote:
<p>Rather than refuse to cure poverty, despite unlimited money and resources, I thought I'd offer up an equally stupid thread.</p><p>1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?</p><p>2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing?</p><p>3. Quiche.  How many eggs?</p><p>4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?</p><p>5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?</p>

1. Mechanical

2. Usually nothing.  Sometimes I go wild and add milk.

3. 3.  Three is the only acceptable number.  Okay not really. I stole that from a forum at another site where some whack had a complete meltdown over the idea that 3 was the only acceptable numer of eggs in quiche.

4. Yes.

5.  Either, as long as they're decaffeinated.  Yes. :::hangs head::: my 49 year love affair with caffeine ended 2 weeks ago.  I had to choose between caffeine and my stomach.  And esophagus.  Why, yes, I HAVE been wearing black ever since.

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Kitty

"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:16am

Oh, and I meant to say, each of these questions (well maybe not #5) has led to a thread with HUNDREDS of posts arguing hotly for one or the other choice and the complete WRONGNESS of those who answered differently on that forum I mentioned earlier about the quiche.

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Kitty

"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:20am

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?  I prefer a sharp No. 2 pencil, but use a mechanical one most of the time.

2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing? How about butter instead?

3. Quiche.  How many eggs?  Depends on what filling I'm making and how many eggs I have on hand and how many people are eating it.

4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?  Umm, isn't that a primary function of a bathroom?

5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?  I usually drink caffeinated tea.  I like coffee, but it doesn't like me.

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:21am

Doh!!! LOL, yeah, I just finished my Wednesday shift, but it's still a big fat fail on my part :D  Let's just emphasize the Whackjob part then ;)

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Kitty

"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:22am

Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...it's Thursday. ;) I know you work different hours so it may still be Wednesday to you. I just thought I'd say it before one of your haterz does. :-p

Rather than refuse to cure poverty, despite unlimited money and resources, I thought I'd offer up an equally stupid thread.

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?  #2! I didn't install a school-grade Boston pencil sharpener on my desk for nuthin!

2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing? A little milk, salt & pepper.

3. Quiche.  How many eggs? Not a clue there. I've never made one.

4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop? Baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaa! Uh, sure. But apparently there must be at least two other choices, such as holding it in or using the bushes out back. 

5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not? Tea at night, coffee in the morning with as much caffeine as I can swallow.

Shaking my head at the things grown women get their panties in a wad about.

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:24am

[quote=Greeneyes2013<p>4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop? <strong>Baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaa! Uh, sure. But apparently there must be at least two other choices, such as holding it in or using the bushes out back. </strong></p>[/quote]

We were told in no uncertain terms that "pooping is ONLY acceptable in the privacy of your home and you should discipline yourself to only poop then, preferably before work so you don't spend all day passing gas.  You disgusting people".  ;)

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Kitty

"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:26am

It's Thursday but I love you anyway Puss!

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?

No 2,  I'd rather sharpen a pencil! 

2. Scrambled eggs. Add milk, water, or nothing?

Milk, salt, pepper and paprika or/and parsley. 

3. Quiche. How many eggs?

3!

4. Public bathrooms. Okay to poop?

I never really thought about it, Lol, Nay?

5. Tea or coffee? Caffeinated or not?

Caffeinated, black coffee! 

 

 


 


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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:34am

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical? Hmmm, that is tough. I really like the feel of an old-fashioned pencil, but they do not stay sharp. My preference is for the classic Caran D'Ache mechanical pencils, where you sharpen the lead, and the pencil itself is hexagonal like a "real" pencil.

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2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing? Add small clumps of cold butter.

3. Quiche.  How many eggs? 3 large or 4 small to  2 cups milk.

4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop? LOL

5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not? Coffee caffeinated always. Because I drink a ton of green tea, I have started getting the decaf.

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:39am

puss_boo_kay wrote:
<p>Rather than refuse to cure poverty, despite unlimited money and resources, I thought I'd offer up an equally stupid thread.</p><p>1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?</p><p>2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing?</p><p>3. Quiche.  How many eggs?</p><p>4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?</p><p>5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?</p>

1.  Mechanical, always.

2.  I had cream.

3.  I don't know 8-10? I haven't made one in awhile.

4.  Sure, why not?

5. Tea and don't wast my time if it doesn't have caffeine.  

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:42am

puss_boo_kay wrote:
<p>We were told in no uncertain terms that "pooping is ONLY acceptable in the privacy of your home and you should discipline yourself to only poop then, preferably before work so you don't spend all day passing gas.  You disgusting people".  ;)</p>

Where I work, hundreds of people pass through the same areas as I do every day. People I've never seen before and won't likely see again. I think I would die (laughing) if I was told I had to discipline my bowels. Heh! Although... my 4 y/o seems to have done a great job with that. Something about walking in the front door after I pick her up from aftercare makes her system kick in. You could set your clock by it. It would be a pretty disgusting way to set your clock, though. XD

Shaking my head at the things grown women get their panties in a wad about.

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