Whackjob Wednesday

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:06am

Rather than refuse to cure poverty, despite unlimited money and resources, I thought I'd offer up an equally stupid thread.

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?

2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing?

3. Quiche.  How many eggs?

4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?

5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?

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Kitty

"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .

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Registered: 02-04-2009
Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:21am

Doh!!! LOL, yeah, I just finished my Wednesday shift, but it's still a big fat fail on my part :D  Let's just emphasize the Whackjob part then ;)

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Kitty

"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:20am

1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?  I prefer a sharp No. 2 pencil, but use a mechanical one most of the time.

2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing? How about butter instead?

3. Quiche.  How many eggs?  Depends on what filling I'm making and how many eggs I have on hand and how many people are eating it.

4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?  Umm, isn't that a primary function of a bathroom?

5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?  I usually drink caffeinated tea.  I like coffee, but it doesn't like me.

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Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:16am

Oh, and I meant to say, each of these questions (well maybe not #5) has led to a thread with HUNDREDS of posts arguing hotly for one or the other choice and the complete WRONGNESS of those who answered differently on that forum I mentioned earlier about the quiche.

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Kitty

"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .

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Registered: 02-04-2009
Thu, 03-14-2013 - 11:10am

puss_boo_kay wrote:
<p>Rather than refuse to cure poverty, despite unlimited money and resources, I thought I'd offer up an equally stupid thread.</p><p>1. No. 2 pencil or mechanical?</p><p>2. Scrambled eggs.  Add milk, water, or nothing?</p><p>3. Quiche.  How many eggs?</p><p>4. Public bathrooms.  Okay to poop?</p><p>5. Tea or coffee?  Caffeinated or not?</p>

1. Mechanical

2. Usually nothing.  Sometimes I go wild and add milk.

3. 3.  Three is the only acceptable number.  Okay not really. I stole that from a forum at another site where some whack had a complete meltdown over the idea that 3 was the only acceptable numer of eggs in quiche.

4. Yes.

5.  Either, as long as they're decaffeinated.  Yes. :::hangs head::: my 49 year love affair with caffeine ended 2 weeks ago.  I had to choose between caffeine and my stomach.  And esophagus.  Why, yes, I HAVE been wearing black ever since.

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Kitty

"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .

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