Sorry, I don't have one.
Oh, I have tons of them.
You mean besides Barnacle Boy, the dude who started planning our wedding (Victory Lane, Charlotte Motor Speedway, next to Dale Earnhardt's #3 car) on the second date?
"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing."-- Kingsley Amis, British novelist, 1971 t .
Who remembers that far back?
The truth may be out there but lies are in your head. Terry Pratchett