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Funny stories?
| Wed, 01-19-2005 - 12:01pm |
My schedule canceled on me today. I was wondering if anyone has any fun stories about their child(ren).
When my DS was 2, just before DD#1 was born, we were visiting the inlaws. I was exausted and taking a nap when DS burst into the room, held out his hand and yelled "Momma, this is dog poop or I can have it?" Not exactly what you would like to wake up to, but as it turned out he had gotten into my mil's dehydrator & got a peice of deer jerky. Wacky kid!

I was cutting my DD hair into a short bob (lice was going around and she had had it a couple times aready) She was scared I was going to get her ear with the scissors. I told her to suck her ears in and she asked me how. I told her to suck in air and try hard to pull her ears in. Well...she did it. Her ears really didnt move but she wasnt so afraid anymore. Then MIL (she's cool) and my DD ran to her and said "Watch what I can do" I died laughing. She showed alot of people b4 I told her it was a joke. She wasnt mad all she said was "u tricked me!!!!!" lol
another time I was at the mall and DD's socks were falling down. I told her to fix them. She was 3 and an old lady walked by all hunched over. Makinsey said "grama can you help me?" That lady did and gave her a hug. I felt so bad but the lady seemed to have really loved it.
My DS (4) is afraid of butterflies....really. We were standing on the porch last summer and there were alot of butterflies out. One started towards him and he started backing up. then it almost got tooclose and got too scared and turned to run but instead ran into the air conditioner. He could care less about that, he was still looking for that butterfly!!!!
Ok Ok thats enough....I have more!!!!! Eileen
Oh the cat cleaned himself the best I tried to help but he wasnt havin it!
After the fish died from being exposed to calamine lotion I feared for the cat's health, besides the fact that he is a beautiful long haired ball of sweet black fluff. He sure did look funny trying to hide in the soap dish!
I'm so sorry about the piano. I would have been so completly over the edge about it that DH would have sent me for a time out. Good thing he is so much more mellow than me, somebody has to deal with things intelligently when they happen. =) I usually flip out and then come to my senses after I have blown things out of proportion.