gonna be a bear

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Registered: 09-20-2004
gonna be a bear
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Thu, 01-20-2005 - 1:59pm

In light of the cold weather (cold being a relative thing) I thought you all might like this, besides, it's how I feel today. lol

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a
bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts)
while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

iVillage Member
Registered: 04-06-2003
Thu, 01-20-2005 - 4:19pm

I've read this one before, and I love it :o)


Bears also don't have to deal with traffic, income tax, lines at the grocery store, and the infamous "PLEASE mommy, please please please can I have it mommy??? Give it to me NOW!!!!" temper tantrums from a 4 year old in the middle of Target at Christmas time with 20 people looking at you like you're the cruelest parent in town.


But then again on the flip side, they also don't have the enjoyment of seeing a 21 month old discovering how to whisper for the first time, or prancing around the house in mommy's high heels and a princess crown saying "pretty! pretty!" and giving out kisses like they're going out of style...


***smile***


 

iVillage Member
Registered: 01-06-2004
Thu, 01-20-2005 - 4:57pm
If only that could happen, sure sounds like a great life for a bear!





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