this is just hysterical, i had to share
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this is just hysterical, i had to share
| Wed, 05-19-2004 - 7:17pm |
alright, if this doesn't make you laugh i don't know what would. i was getting the kids ready for baths tonight and tristan (18 mo) ran in his room and shut the door. i followed him in there like a good mommy, and when i oppened the door i smeared the biggest pile of steaming baby crap in a perfect fan all over the carpet. of course i stepped in it, and of course i screamed, and of course alleria (5) came running and of course she barfed right on top of it. and tristan's screaming bloody murder the whole time because we barged in while he was trying to take a dump, and now he's running around with more poop hanging out his butt as i try frantically to clean the floor, clean him, comfort alleria and wipe poop off my foot all at once. i pick both the kids up and try to get them out of the bedroom and as i do tristan smears it all over his sister out of pure spite, and she barfs again, this time down my back. (the kid has the queasiest stomach even when she's well, and she's sick as a dog right now) the phone rings, and for some stupid knee-jerk reaction i answer it. so here i am, covered with puke and worse-than-puke, trying to hold 2 bawling kids and talk on the phone. it's dh, and his comment?? "what are you doing, killing them??" i just hung up, lol.
wish you all could have been there to laugh at us..
clarity
wish you all could have been there to laugh at us..
clarity

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| Wed, 05-19-2004 - 10:53pm |
How funny! I've had similiar experience with bodily functions at my house, and of course some body has to call or knock repeatedly while you're struggling with this. One time Odd came home sick as a dog. She puked on the floor, the couch, herself while I was changing ydd (about 8mos at the time). I'm trying to help odd and ydd starts playing in it! I move her away, still naked mind you, try to finish cleaning odd and get her in the tub, ydd crawls around pooping, unbeknownst to me. I realized it when someone knocked. It was my neighbor wanting to use my phone. I thought she'd be nice enough to help me since I always babysat her monsters and gave her unlimited phone time (local only). She walks in, turns green, and says "Looks like you're kind of busy, I'll come back later." Shortly after everything calms down, dh comes home crabby as can be, and steps in a wet spot. He says "Who spilled what all over. It smells like sh in here, what, did you sit around all day again?" I spent the rest of the night in my room while he dealt with more poop, puke and snot. Turns out ydd was sick too..
| Thu, 06-03-2004 - 4:47pm |
Bless you! This is easily one of the funniest stories I have heard in a while... although I should imagine at the time that it wasn't so funny! :)
