Kids and their questions.....

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Kids and their questions.....
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Wed, 11-29-2006 - 9:09am

My kids have come up with some real doozies lately.

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Thu, 11-30-2006 - 5:39pm

I'm ROFLOL with this thread!! Too cute & funny!

Justin is the King of Questions. Last Summer when my SIL was very pregnant, he asked us why the dad didn't grow the baby instead of the mom. I deferred that one to Michael. Michael told him the mom has a little place for the baby to grow inside her, but the dad helps the baby grow in there. Right then I knew it was all over, and Michael should have stopped while he was ahead. Justin then asked (of course) how the dad helps. Michael said "Because he loves the mommy so much, a baby grows inside her because of his love." I thought that was a sweet & tactful answer that I never would have been able to come up with!! And Justin accepted it and didn't ask anything else, either! :)

When Monica (my SIL) had her baby in August, we were all very excited. Matthew asked me where the baby came out. I said a little hole made for the baby to come out. He asked if it were her belly button. I said No. He asked where the hole was. I said "Between the mom's legs." He then asked me if he came out of me there when he was a baby, and I said Yes. He wrinkled up his nose and made a face! That shut him up, though, LOL!! He'll probably change his mind about that "hole" when he gets older! ;)

At Thanksgiving, we ate with my ILs. Monica was nursing her new baby on the couch. Justin asked her what the baby was eating. She said "Mommy Milk." He said "Is it chocolate milk, strawberry milk or regular milk?" LOL!

The arrival of their new baby cousin has generated a lot of curiosity!

Last Summer when we went to the lake house that our friends let us use, the kids had a flashlight and were shining it up into the sky. Michael told them that light just keeps traveling forever and ever. Matthew asked: "When it gets past all the stars, does it bump into Heaven?"

This wasn't a question, but kind of funny anyway. When the girls first started peeing in the potty last Summer, Jenna told everyone for about 2 weeks, and proceeded to describe her underwear to them. Check-out clerks in the grocery store, people at the bank, people in line with us to pay for things in stores, the old ladies behind us in church: "Guess what? I'm a big girl! I pee in the potty now! And I have Disney Princess underwear! Wanna see?" No thanks, Jenna, we'll just take your word for it.

LOL!!

Sofia




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Thu, 11-30-2006 - 7:25pm

Sofia, we recently had that very same conversation - how does the baby get out?

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Thu, 11-30-2006 - 7:42pm

Belle asks alot of annoying questions, but nothing really funny.


Today she did say something that I thought was funny...


she was in the living room, and started screaming that her feet hurt. I thought thats what she said, but wasnt sure. I went in the room and asked whats wrong with her feet, and she looked at me like I had 2 heads, and said "No mommy, not my feet, my BEAK hurts" and kept pointing to her nose lol. Apparently my daughter doesn't have a nose, she has a beak lol.

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