Mirror, Mirror, on the wal...

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Mirror, Mirror, on the wal...
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Tue, 03-06-2007 - 5:19pm
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look just too tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
you won't cooperate with me;
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in;
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight;
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise -
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!!

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Tue, 03-06-2007 - 5:25pm
LOL Lesley.
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Registered: 10-11-2005
Tue, 03-06-2007 - 8:17pm
That-is-hilarious!!!

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Registered: 01-18-2007
Tue, 03-06-2007 - 8:36pm
How true! How true!
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