Pregnancy Joke!

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Registered: 11-13-2003
Pregnancy Joke!
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Tue, 10-25-2005 - 2:27pm

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, and his smile got bigger, she had him arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, " Well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help noticing her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the
swelling", and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"...I just lost it."

CASE DISMISSED!

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Registered: 06-25-2003
In reply to: lesleymag
Tue, 10-25-2005 - 4:29pm
LOL!! Very funny!!!
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Registered: 03-27-2003
In reply to: lesleymag
Tue, 10-25-2005 - 5:59pm
This
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Registered: 11-26-2004
In reply to: lesleymag
Tue, 10-25-2005 - 11:34pm
LOL!!!
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Registered: 04-08-2005
In reply to: lesleymag
Wed, 10-26-2005 - 2:29pm

How funny and cute! Thanks for sharing.

O (it's all about the "O")..lol

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