the REAL 3 bears

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Registered: 10-12-2003
the REAL 3 bears
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Wed, 07-21-2004 - 12:44pm
Papa Bear, Baby Bear and Momma Bear

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is waking up.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty.

"Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty.

"Who's been eating my porridge? "he roars."

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this?

It was ME Momma Bear who got up first, It was ME Momma Bear who woke up everyone in the house, It was ME Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was ME Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was ME Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was ME Momma Bear who set the table, it was ME Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish AND now that you've decided to drag your sorry butts downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence.

Listen good, cause I'm only going to say this once . . . "I HAVEN'T MADE THE BLEEPING PORRIDGE YET !!

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Registered: 05-08-2004
Wed, 07-21-2004 - 12:59pm

Thanks Clarity!


I needed the laugh, Aunt flow is visiting and making me grouchy as hell. I have been snapping at kids all day

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Registered: 10-12-2003
Wed, 07-21-2004 - 1:51pm
pea soup anyone?? roflol, i'm feeling you babe!!