Thanksgiving funny

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Registered: 11-13-2003
Thanksgiving funny
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Fri, 11-17-2006 - 6:03pm
Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren't...



10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to
hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at
Thanksgiving but isn't . .

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing
squirts out."
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Registered: 10-30-2005
Fri, 11-17-2006 - 6:10pm
To funny Lesley.
 

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Fri, 11-17-2006 - 6:22pm

LOL!!!


How lame am i that i don't get #1?

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Registered: 05-11-2006
Fri, 11-17-2006 - 6:42pm
LOL!!!!!
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Registered: 11-13-2003
Fri, 11-17-2006 - 7:07pm
lol Andrea, I think its supposed to be about a turkey baster...but I could be wrong lol.
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