Does this sound familiar?

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Registered: 03-24-2003
Does this sound familiar?
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Mon, 11-02-2009 - 8:45am

I just had to post these. Sound familiar?


Please excuse Ray from school. He has very loose vowels.


Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.


My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.


Sherry

 

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Registered: 06-13-2008
Mon, 11-02-2009 - 6:42pm

And I like this (don't know if this true, but...):
Report Cards

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-24-2003
Mon, 11-02-2009 - 10:42pm

Very funny! I'm sure we've all had these thoughts at some point! LOL


Thanks for the laugh!

Sherry

Sherry

 

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Registered: 01-01-2004
Sat, 11-07-2009 - 8:08am

Something I started at my work, particularly around conferences is (mentally, of course), "Oh, so you're the tree."


As in, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."


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Registered: 06-13-2008
Sat, 11-07-2009 - 2:59pm
I like that!
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