Ask A Name Computer

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Registered: 12-27-2004
Ask A Name Computer
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Mon, 01-03-2005 - 8:11am

Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Why do so many of the computer recommended first names create AAEIO vowel combinations between first+last no middle name, or AEEEO, or AAEO, or EEOO, or AIOO?
A. Out of the millions of possible vowel and consonant combinations found in the names recorded in the 1990 census, there are only a handful of combinations that have both a high correlation to scholastic and socioeconomic preeminence and a low correlation to crime, abuse, accidents and illness. All computer recommended names are one of these preeminents. People whose names have these combinations are high achievers, and rarely commit a crime, abuse a spouse or child, or have illness issues.
AAEIO: Sensational; Extraordinary; Passionate;
Isaac Newton, #1 physics and calculus, without his inverse-square law no one would have ever walked on the moon;
Nikola Tesla, genius creator of alternating current electricity;
Michael Jordan, #1 basketball;
Michael Jackson, #1 pop music;
Michael Jackson, CEO AutoNation;
Harrison Ford, silent movie star 1916-1932;
Harrison Ford, #1 modern day;
Nicolas Cage, Oscar winner;
Cameron Diaz, New York Film Critics' Best Actress of 1998;
Aaron Spelling, #1 television producer, 1977-1986 The Love Boat, 1976-1981 Charlie's Angels, 1981-1989 Dynasty;
"To Catch A Thief," Oscar winner;
Michael Armstrong, chairman and chief executive officer AT&T Corp;
Capital One;
Thomas Paine, fueled the American Revolution with his publication "Common Sense;"
James Madison, influential framer of the Constitution of the United States, fourth President (1809-1817).
AEEEO:
Johannes Kepler, #1 physics, discovered the three laws of planetary motion;
Sylvester Stallone, Oscar winner;
George Allen, Superbowl-winning coach;
George Allen, Senator from Virginia;
"Legends of the Fall", Oscar winner;
New York Yankees, #1 US sports franchise;
World Trade Center.
AAEO: Hall of Fame;
Thomas Bayes #1 laws of statistical probability;
Norman Lear, creator of All in the Family, Sanford and Son, Maude;
Jane Fonda, Oscar winner;
Henry Aaron, #1 home run hitter;
Karl Malone, #1 NBA power forward all-time;
Gatorade, #1 sports drink;
Andrew Jackson, seventh President of the United States (1829-1837).
EEOO: Phenomenon; Cornerstone;
Robert Redford, Oscar winner;
New York New York;
"Common Sense" Paine's revolutionary publication;
Theordore Roosevelt, twenty-sixth US President (1901-1909).
AIOO: Innovator; Dominator;
Conrad Hilton, billionaire founder Hilton Hotels;
Barron Hilton, Conrad's son, CEO Hilton Hotels;
Jack Nicholson, Oscar winner;
Anthony Hopkins, Oscar winner;
Miklos Rozsa, Oscar winning composer of Ben-Hur score;
Magic Johnson;
Washington Post;
KoolAid;
Ivory Soap.

Q. Why won't the computer recommend first+middle+last names?
A. Jesus rejected the f+m+l three-name system of the Roman Empire when he renamed Simon; Simon's mother named Simon to fail; Jesus renamed him to succeed, Simon+Peter first+last no middle name.

Q. Christopher+Reeve is the name of a second-degree murderer and three men who were paralyzed in sporting accidents. If my last name is Reeve, will the computer recommend Christopher as a first name?
A. The computer will never recommend a name with multiple occurrence of tragedy.

Q. If my last name has E-E-E vowels like Reeve but is a different surname, will the computer eliminate all names with E-I-O vowels like Christopher when recommending first names?
A. Most likely yes.

Q. If my last name has different vowels from Reeve, but the only two consonants are R-V or V-R, will the computer eliminate all names with consonants C-H-H-P-R-R-S-T like Christopher even if the vowels are not E-I-O?
A. Most likely yes. The computer will eliminate all multiple-occurrent vowel and consonant combinations found in the names of pedophiles, sexual predators, murderers, and persons with catastrophic health histories. The first names the computer recommends, according to the Simon+Peter model, have vowel and consonant combinations found in the names of 747 Nobel Prize winners, 696 World's Richest, 974 CEOs of US corporations, 8000 PhD professors, and 50,000 other names of the most successful human beings who have lived in the past 1000 years. There are other preeminent vowel combinations besides those above including: IEUE, AAEOOU, AAAEEI, AAEIUU, AU, AAEIO+I, EEOO+I, (39 more,) and there are scores of preeminent consonant combinations the computer combines with preeminent vowel combinations.

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Registered: 12-29-2004
Thu, 01-06-2005 - 8:03pm
Help! My last name is Hernandez. Will you please tell me what the computer says? My husband and his brother do not have middle names, and I always though this was weird, but now makes sense as to why. We are trying to avoid names that are too ethnic sounding becuase, despite the last name, neither my husband or I are hispanic.
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Registered: 01-07-2005
Fri, 01-07-2005 - 9:01pm
It's still up in the air as to whether Michael Jackson abused children so you theory doesn't hold up with that example.