More interesting names from Web Nursery

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More interesting names from Web Nursery
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Mon, 05-28-2007 - 9:48am

Makynley Kegan (g)
Yessenia Janairis
Ontaria Neveah
Rihanna La'Shauna
Brendalynn Corinne
Mourice
Jalaisha Latrell
Jonaisa Christine
Dameyn James
Ra'kim Kshon
De'anta Tyrick
Nivea La'Joi
Sha'Maya Aj'Nay
Synsere Phakye Marcel
Ta'Kayliah Princess Delores
Austyn McKoy
Myasia Sah'Maurii
Charitee Simone
Derika Tyjanay
Essence Nalaiyah
Samyah Lyreese
TruNaja Tasheanna
Myiah Nicole
Saylor Kenzie (mom is Lynze)
Cieara Breanna
Varnyea Cashmier (dad is Varndell)
Lasodia Isabel
Lazane Xavier
Samandrea Evielashae (mom is Tylette)
Diamond D'Layla
Ge'aundre Montrel (mom is Chiquita)
Janeisceya Natascha (parents are Natascha & Vorocker)
Jadynce Raelene
Karter Brook (g)
Divine Ny'ree
Destini Satianna Renee
Ke'ren Zion Hosanna
Ariyonna
Tojuan Dee
Deikan Wade
Arrianna Nicole
Dallis Olivia
Gabin Robert RenU
Ken'tron Level Vaqurion
Janyai Anthony
Fredett Donovan-Ahmal (parents are Phyleicia & Fredett)
Makaylyn Symone
Precious Unique
Atwanique Destiny
Marbel Gomaz
Tyanah Rockelle
J'Niyah Za'rhiana
Zye-eire Jadiore (mom is Initial)
Coriya Koryn
Whitnee Lashae
Kymora Rheniya
Tellie Tovaries
Shakel Latray
Sharran Monye Lee
Braylee Lorenze (g)
Aynjel Stormie
Ryhan Nicole
Layten Katherine
Sharrone Attaya
Faegan Estaiene
Katise Ivanna
Kanye' Tristan Connor
Kohen Grady
Johymbe Syre
Jewelle Luis
Ja'Marion William & Sha'Marion Joseph (twins)

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Mon, 05-28-2007 - 10:09am
Oh my! there are enough extra Y's & vowels to last a life time. Do some people take slips of paper with names on them, rip them apart in the middle & then use them like dominos to make new names???? I just wonder did the parents of Gabin want to name him/her Gavin & didn't know better or did they think Gavin is OK but "lets make it REALLY special & change the V to a B". And from the some of the parents names it looks like these are 2nd generation of kre8ive spelling gone bad...Grandma Phyleicia & Grandpa Fredett!

Andi


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Mon, 05-28-2007 - 12:13pm

Makynley Kegan (g)
Yessenia Janairis - I've seen lots of Yessenias
Ontaria Neveah
Rihanna La'Shauna
Brendalynn Corinne
Mourice
Jalaisha Latrell
Jonaisa Christine
Dameyn James
Ra'kim Kshon
De'anta Tyrick
Nivea La'Joi
Sha'Maya Aj'Nay - Ok! E'nuff with the apostr'phes! Do people even know what apostrophes are for anymore?
Synsere Phakye Marcel - Is this kid's name really SINCERE FAKE?
Ta'Kayliah Princess Delores - No wonder all these kids have attitude problems!
Austyn McKoy
Myasia Sah'Maurii
Charitee Simone
Derika Tyjanay
Essence Nalaiyah
Samyah Lyreese
TruNaja Tasheanna
Myiah Nicole
Saylor Kenzie (mom is Lynze) - You'd think the parents would have learned!
Cieara Breanna
Varnyea Cashmier (dad is Varndell)
Lasodia Isabel
Lazane Xavier
Samandrea Evielashae (mom is Tylette) - There is a website that will actually give you these crazy Franken-names that are 2 or more names smushed together. Maybe it should be banned.
Diamond D'Layla
Ge'aundre Montrel (mom is Chiquita)
Janeisceya Natascha (parents are Natascha & Vorocker)
Jadynce Raelene
Karter Brook (g)
Divine Ny'ree
Destini Satianna Renee
Ke'ren Zion Hosanna
Ariyonna
Tojuan Dee
Deikan Wade
Arrianna Nicole
Dallis Olivia
Gabin Robert RenU
Ken'tron Level Vaqurion
Janyai Anthony
Fredett Donovan-Ahmal (parents are Phyleicia & Fredett)
Makaylyn Symone
Precious Unique - I'm sure she will be (eye roll).
Atwanique Destiny
Marbel Gomaz
Tyanah Rockelle
J'Niyah Za'rhiana
Zye-eire Jadiore (mom is Initial)
Coriya Koryn
Whitnee Lashae
Kymora Rheniya
Tellie Tovaries
Shakel Latray
Sharran Monye Lee
Braylee Lorenze (g)
Aynjel Stormie - Angel?
Ryhan Nicole
Layten Katherine
Sharrone Attaya
Faegan Estaiene
Katise Ivanna
Kanye' Tristan Connor
Kohen Grady
Johymbe Syre
Jewelle Luis
Ja'Marion William & Sha'Marion Joseph (twins) -Yeah, I'm sure people won't get them mixed up!

Katy

Proud mommy of Makayla (4-years-old)

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Mon, 05-28-2007 - 3:53pm

Makynley Kegan (g) - her Ma's name is Kynley? Trendy Y additions aside, I find the Ma- misspellings particularly annoying.
Yessenia Janairis - Yessenia is a nice, real name. I'm not familiar with Janairis, and it does seem made-up, but since they used a valid fn, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. ;)
Ontaria Neveah - ahh ... the required "Heaven MISSPELLED backwards!" Kind of defeats the purpose of using a trendy name specifically created by spelling a common word in reverse, don't you think?
Rihanna La'Shauna - I love Rhian, Rhianna and Rhiannon, but abhore "Rihanna." I'm not that familiar with the celeb ... does she say this Rhianna, or is this like Hanna with a "ree" prefix? Either way, it's a mispronunciation or simply not as attractive. And why did they make her middle name "The female Sean," basically. Shauna itself is one thing, but tacking a random prefix onto it -- especially one that is a separate word in more than one language -- doesn't convey much class or intelligence at all.
Brendalynn Corinne - Brendalynn is gag-me 70s to the max. Ugh.
Mourice - LMAO. All it takes is one second to look up the correct spelling of a name before filling out the birth certificate and forever cementing your -- and, sadly, your child's -- reputation as a poor speller. ;)
Jalaisha Latrell - blech and blech. There are so many great names out there, no matter your style. Why or why do people insist on making up this nonscense?
Jonaisa Christine - oddly enough, I've seen "John+Asia" before, and I'd be willing to bet that's how they're saying this, even if they did spell the end "aisa." So you've got a common Jon- fn and filler 70s mn (Christine) ... yet I'm sure they think this is an incredibly beautiful, unique choice.
Dameyn James - Damian is a wonderful name. Is "Dam eye n James" supposed to be a phonetic version? At best, this says "Dam-een"
Ra'kim Kshon - Ran'dom pu'nctua'tion real'ly isn't nec'essary (though if they're going to follow up a K with an SH blend, they might have though about inserting one into K'shon ROFLMAO). Ra-kim-k-shon ... chucka, chucka, chucka ... sounds like random sounds in a song beat. LOL Also, when did cushion/Kshon become a name?
De'anta Tyrick - "The entity Rick??" What? "The ant untied Rick?" I'll reiterate ... don't make up names with horribly kre8iv spellings, meaningless prefixes and random puntuation. It's really quite horrible.
Nivea La'Joi - apparently, her lotion causes her "the joy." Ooook.
Sha'Maya Aj'Nay - sounds like a drunk Roman talking about his "arse" ... "Sha-my-a ajh, nay?"
Synsere Phakye Marcel - ROFL Does this say "Sincere Fakey Marcel?" The poor kid's an oxymoron (and his parents can simply subtract the oxy- part).
Ta'Kayliah Princess Delores - Tickle ya, Princess Delores? God, I hope she goes by Delores.
Austyn McKoy - at least this will SOUND fine.
Myasia Sah'Maurii -


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Mon, 05-28-2007 - 5:27pm

Oh Kelli, I hate to tell you this but the one time in my life I got a pedicure (for my wedding) the lady who did it had a picture of her twin girls hanging up. I asked what their names were and she said "Devanie and Dallas" to which I thought hmm, but the frame had their names spelled out on the mat, and when I got a closer look, it was spelled Dallis. I commented on the spelling and how pretty I thought Devanie was and she said, "I know Devanie was such a pretty name, I had to pretty Dallas up somehow too." Unfortunately, Dallis is anything but pretty.

Jina

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Mon, 05-28-2007 - 9:16pm

No way! I've only known of maybe three Devanies in the US total ... one is a journalist in CA (we chat LOL), and two others had blogs of some sort online when I was pregnant with her (did some research, of course). ;) I'm not silly enough to think there aren't others, but hearing the name is a rarity. Like when my sister Dara had a Dara cut her hair. She'll never forget that particular trim. LOL



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Mon, 05-28-2007 - 9:50pm

I lived in Lincoln, Nebraska at the time, I was just finishing up my bachelor's degree in 2004. I think I remember her saying her daughter's were 5 at the time (or at least around there) so they would be around 8 now. She pronounced it Dev-an-ee, same as you. As for the Dallis thing, I agree, no matter how you slice it, it is a masculine sounding name.

I guess I never mentioned it because the Dallis thing was so horrible, I hate that its associated with Devanie.

Kind of the way that when I heard that the family that used to live in the house we live in had a son named Hayden and daughter named Meredith, I breathed a sigh of relief, at least they had great taste in names right? But a couple months ago, the lady in line behind me at Target asked my son's name and then she said "my sister just had twins and named them Hayden and Kayden." I could have puked right there in line, and felt embarassed that these people had the same taste in names as me.

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Mon, 05-28-2007 - 10:23pm

ROFL Don't worry ... I don't feel bad in those cases. I just assume even someone with otherwise poor taste might somehow stumble upon a "good" name, right? ;) After all, it doesn't take a genius to slip on an oyster and stumble upon a pearl, right?


Perhaps someone here even helped. Someone, somewhere, DOES take our advice, so I'm sure there are some nicely-named children out there that might thank us if they could. LOL


As to "Hayden and Kayden," I honestly might have lost my lunch. LOL And I think you can rest assured that this choice in no way reflects a taste similar to yours ... it simply shows that they'd heard of both names, and knew they happened to rhyme, so thought them *perfect* choices for twins! What's more creative than THAT? (Note the sarcasm here LMAO).


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Mon, 05-28-2007 - 10:51pm

I swear, all those spellings make me feel as though I'm reading some foreign language.

Used to, an occasional 'different' spelling might have been a bit unique. Seems like nowadays, it's so typical that it's anything but.

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Tue, 05-29-2007 - 9:35am

I think this demonstrates the President of the United States/Supreme Court Justice/Exotic Dancer rule...

Does the name better complete this sentence: Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States/Supreme Court Justice...

OR! Ladies and Gentlemen, appearing on stage three with their naughty moves, Champayne Slut and .....

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Tue, 05-29-2007 - 1:29pm

Kelli,

I loved reading your post! I was ROFLMAO! Your sense of humor is amazing!

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