A divergence of concepts...

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Registered: 03-12-2004
A divergence of concepts...
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Fri, 03-14-2008 - 11:32am

So I've posted how DS has been constantly grabbing his privates. I decided to get him a squeezy ball to see if it might give his hands something else to do. He was intrigued by the idea and even reminded me that we were going to do it. We go to the toy store and I suggest he ask the lady at the counter to help us find a squeezy ball.

He steps right up. "We need a squeezy ball for my penis". Great, the more information the better, I say. :-0
So she's very understanding and says "I know just what you are talking about". She shows us a few fun items. DS then proceeds to try one of the squeezy balls between his legs!!! What a riot! All this time he thought the whole idea was to keep his hands off his penis, and he was right, but of course he was going to need something to keep the, uh, stimulation going. I mean come on, that WAS the point, wasn't it!!!
After it was all over on the way home I was LMAO. DS was "what's so funny, Mom"? Heh, heh. You are, my love. You so are, in the most wonderful way.

Elaine




Edited 3/14/2008 4:38 pm ET by laineypc
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Fri, 03-14-2008 - 3:20pm

Elaine,

That is hilarious! And of course, he was right. If he had a squeezy ball for his penis, he coud keep his hands out of his pants. Problem solved!

Thanks for the giggle. That will keep me going for the rest of the afternoon.

-Paula

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Fri, 03-14-2008 - 3:25pm

OMG Elaine, I am dying over hear.

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Registered: 05-05-2003
Fri, 03-14-2008 - 4:18pm

Its a great story, but you had me confused because you wrote DH not DS.

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Registered: 03-12-2004
Fri, 03-14-2008 - 4:34pm

Hah! Whoops! Slip of the keyboard, there! It's true. DH, DS...they all do it. I just wish DS was a little more subtle about it!

Elaine

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Registered: 08-27-2007
Fri, 03-14-2008 - 6:22pm
Hilarious...great story !!!
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